Rapture

Who the fuck is afraid of a Blondie song, anyway??

Mamories......like the corners of my mind....

We like a woman with BIG cans.....like eight of 'em.

The Middle East

Oscar and I think we've discovered why the Middle East is going berzerk right now. It's the language. Seriously, can you understand a friggin' thing they're saying?? I mean, it sounds like they're choking on an olive, for Christ's sake.....

Hotdogs and Hallways

..dated a Great Dane once.....it was like throwing a Dachshund down a hallway. Literally.

Gravity and Will

It's a little known fact that Dachshunds can fly under the right circumstances. Like when a pork chop hits the kitchen floor 30 feet away.....

Sweet, Sweet, Weinies of Destruction

This is the beginning. We are two miniature Dachshunds living in SW Florida. Nathan (Nathan Aloysius) and Oscar (His Lordship Sir Oscar of Myers). Maybe this is stupid. Maybe this is our view of your world. Everything you do affects us, and guess what? If affects you, too. That's it for now, but remember:

One of the largest squirrels is the Ratufa which can grow to up to 3 feet in length. The Ratufa can jump 20 to 30 feet and is native to southeast Asia and the Indian subcontinent to Nepal.

This is why we don't have passports.

N&O